Godzilla Goes For Gold.
Godzilla? More like Legzilla, amirite?
The first trailer for the new ‘Godzilla X Kong’ film dropped the other week, and with it comes excitement, speculation, and jogging.
One of the final shots seen in the trailer has Godzilla and Kong running into battle with Godzilla leading the charge. So, let’s have some fun with that.
Here are some other reasons that Godzilla might be running faster than Kong in this particular scene.
Kong Wants a Kiss.
Who wouldn’t want to smooch the King of the monsters? Obviously, Kong would like to try. Unfortunately, Godzilla might not reciprocate those feelings.
I guess Kong didn’t take too kindly to that whole “let’s be friends” line and is now more determined to get a Kisszilla.
Folks, please don’t try to force love and relationships upon others.
Kong Works For The IRS.
Godzilla committed tax fraud and now Kong is chasing him down. Why Godzilla thought it was a good idea to try and screw over the IRS is beyond me. His problem was that he didn’t have a hedge fund.
I mean, it probably would’ve been made up of Kaiju skeletons, but I’m sure some billionaire would want to put that in their children’s room.
